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Hey Baby, What's Ur Sign? The Perfect HES Product for Your Zodiac Sign

Aries

Aries (3/21 – 4/19)

‘Sup boss babe'. As Joey Tribbiani would say “how you doin’?” Speaking of Friends, you’re probably a Rachel – a natural born leader with a bit of a stubborn streak; I can totally see you writing a long-ass letter berating Ross for hooking up with that easy-breezy girl Chloe from the copy place. (I’m totally on your side; it doesn’t matter if you were on a break.)

THE AIRES

You’re ruled by Mars, which makes sense because you are a bold creature, straddling the line between gallant and aggressive. What you lack in tranquility, you make-up for in courage; you would never balk at a challenge, even if it charged you with guns blazing.

As the first sign in the zodiac, you prefer to be first, because “if you ain’t first, you’re last” – Ricky Bobby. If Jane needs a pep-talk or a kick-start, she comes to you, first; you tend to rally anyone and everyone for the task at hand. I would love to say that I would pick you first for my handball team, but you’re the other team leader and you’ve somehow already gathered a team with the best “sliceys” and “popcorns” – what was I thinking? Some people may mistake your “me first” attitude for egocentricity, but you’re just a fearless and competitive person with a passion for hard work and persistence and you know you can get the job done better than most people.   

YOUR PERFECT HES PRODUCT

Your perfect HES product is Pre-Req Invigorating Foaming Cleanser™, the first and most important step in a skincare routine, of course. The glycolic acid and tea tree oil in the Pre-Req™ formula works hard to dissolve the dirt, oil and grime that sits on the surface of your skin just waiting to break you out. But wait, that’s not all! Glycerin and Sodium PCA are leading humectants that attract hydration to the skin to restore the skin moisture barrier to leave the skin soft and silky-smooth.

Taurus

Taurus (4/20 – 5/20)

Hi my little bull bebes. I have a feeling that 2019 is your year for sure, though I’m a biased May 16th baby, escaping the womb in a fit of rage after my poor mama suffered a 2 weeks delay in my arrival and an easy-peasy 26 hours of labor – what can I say? I was extremely comfy.

THE TAURUS

You’re an “Earth” sign, which means you are a very practical human being, relying on logic and data to sift through complex ideas. 9 times out of 10, you keep your head and emotions in check, focusing on the task at hand and pushing yourself to the limit to achieve a successful outcome. You are relentless in defending your point and would never think twice about shying away from an argument; you have a short fuse that erupts at a moment’s notice and only subsides with time and space (or winning the argument, duh). You are perceived as a stable, serene influence on your community, and you can maintain your cool in the face of a crisis.

YOUR PERFECT HES PRODUCT

You’re perfect HES product is MBA™ Night Renewing Serum with 0.5% Retinol. Retinol works practically and effectively to diminish the appearance of breakouts, reduce post inflammatory hyperpigmentation (PIH) and optimize skin activity for a smoother, even-toned appearance. Retinol is a very strong ingredient, though, and is often misunderstood as “volatile;” this isn’t the case if you use it right*!

*Start by using MBA for acne, discoloration and acne scars 1 evening per week for 2 weeks, 2 evenings per week for 3 weeks and 3 evenings per week for 4 weeks, increasing frequency as your skin builds tolerance for retinol. Using retinol makes you more prone to sunburn, so make sure you apply sunscreen every day, especially while using retinol.     

Gemini

Gemini (5/21 – 6/21)

I’m at a loss for words with this Gemini intro because I’m p sure that you have a way wittier, more intellectual clap back for anything I could ever say; that’s your charm, among 2,384 other things that make you a special little butterfly. Oh, btw, did you hear that Hulu had a major #TBT moment and are now streaming all the Mary Kate & Ashley Olson movies?! Using New York Minute as a basis of comparison, are you feeling more Jane or Roxy today? Since Mercury isn’t in retrograde at the moment, you’re probably feeling more like a Jane, but come July 7th at 4:14pm (blessed be, Mother Earth keep us alive), you may be feeling more Roxy. Idk, though – you can let me know in the comments.

THE GEMINI

Not blowing smoke up your bum, but you’re probably the smartest sign in the zodiac both mentally and emotionally; you have what Taylor Nolan from the Bachelor would call “emotional intelligence,” though she cannot lay claim to that term, but you already know that. Your natural intellect leads you to search vigorously for information and knowledge, with the deeply rooted philosophy of the more, the merrier. The massive amounts of data floating around in your brain by way of neurotransmitters helps you to easily identify the characteristics of those around you: their body language, mood, their white lies, their sense of humor and more. As a result, you adapt to your company and easily become the life of the party (as if you didn’t have enough going for you).

Your symbol is the twins Castor and Pollux, which both provides you with the diversity of two dominant personalities, but also contributes to other’s perceptions of you as “flippy-floppy,” which you’re not: you’re just dexterous.

YOUR PERFECT HES PRODUCT

Double Double, Toil and Trouble with Double Major™ Moisture Relief Gel – eyy, Mary Kate & Ashley Olson reference. Double Major™ is your perfect product if not for the name alone. But we know you’re smarter than that, so we can back it up with some science. Our Double Major™ formula contains 3 levels of multi-molecular hyaluronic acid, which means that our hyaluronic acid has 3 molecular weights: low, which works on the surface of the skin, super low, which penetrates lower into the skin, and ultra-low, which penetrates the deepest layers of the skin. Why so many levels? Because we want to restore hydration to your skin barrier so that your skin, on the cellular level, has proper hydration and moisture.

Cancer

Cancer (6/22 – 7/22)

Holey moley, me oh my, you’re the apple of my eye, dear Cancer. Awe, does “Home” by Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeros not remind you of a warm summer day with the sunshine tickling your arms and neck releasing any built-up tension left over from the winter months? All the “bad” things disappear as you drive with the windows down… the fresh summer air sifting through your hair and the calming essence of summer reaching your soul. Pardon me, you Cancers get me all sentimental.

THE CANCER

As a Cancer, you are swaddled with the sentiments of home; those closest to you feel comfortable and connected around you, be it your emotional vulnerability or your gentle demeanor. You’re ruled by the moon, which, in ancient times, was deemed the mother of the heavens; as a result, you have a maternal instinct to protect your home, your relationships, your friendships and anything that means something to you. But, the moon also rules moods, and you have a lot of moods… all the moods, maybe? You’re a wild card for those who do not understand you: one minute you’re laughing your ass off and the next minute you’re moved to tears. You know how to channel your emotions though, and you typically turn to artistic outlets to do so. Shall we call you Da Vinci?

YOUR PERFECT HES PRODUCT

Your perfect HES product is Grinding Away™ Skin Polishing Scrub. Sometimes you just need a good physical exfoliant; there’s nothing like a luscious, fluffy scrub to snap you out of a weekend-long Netflix binge. The glycolic acid in our formula breaks up dead skin cells and accelerates cell turnover, while lactic acid gently exfoliates dry and sensitive skin without irritation.

Leo

Leo (7/23 – 8/23)

Keepin’ it real 90’s here, I picture “Wannabe” as your theme song announcing your exotic entrance into a room: “I’ll tell you what I want what I really, really want…” Girls wannabe you and guys wannabe with you; it’s just who you are and what you vibe. I want to say “you bitch” as a retort, but I just like you so dang much. Also, my sister-in-law is a Leo and she’s a real dime piece, so just keep doing you girlfriend… we’re totally picking up what you’re puttin’ down and we love it.

THE LEO

You are the Qween. Your energy precedes you and your vivacious personality has a magnetism that draws anyone and everyone into your sphere for a piece of the action. Your symbol, the lion, is perfectly encompassing with your sturdier than most backbone, your powerful presence in the jungle that is life, and your determination to succeed in all facets of life. You are a natural-born leader with a massive heart; speaking of hearts, the Leo rules the heart and the back, so you have a tendency to get wrapped up in passion frequently. But your passion doesn’t rage and fizzle, it burns slowly, maintaining warmth into eternity, nearly to a fault; too much delicious passion can be a downfall if not channeled properly. Leo’s are devoted partners and love to bestow affection on those who are worthy of their devotion.

YOUR PERFECT HES PRODUCT

Your perfect HES product is Make Out Ready™ Moisturizing Lip Balm the flirtiest, most loveable product in our lineup. Formulated with coconut oil, corn oil and sunflower seed oil, Make Out Ready™ is luxuriously soft on the lips, using vitamin E to soothe dry skin and rehydrate your lips to supple perfection. Additionally, our formula has an SPF of 15, protecting your skin from the powerful burn of UVA/UVB rays.

Virgo

Virgo (8/24 – 9/23)

You know when a car revs its engine in neutral making a high-pitched “VREEEEEE” sound? Or, when you just finished exercising and desperately want to take a deep breath to recuperate, but your lungs are piercing with a raging fire and your breath feels shallow and faint? Do you feel like that most of the time, Virgo? That new Pretty Little Liars spinoff “The Perfectionists” might as well be called The Perfectionists: Pretty Little Virgos because I have never watched a show more accurately depicting the characteristics of a Virgo. Side note, obsessed with Sophia Carson – anyone else? Cameron Dale is the stylist for the show in case you were wondering. (I was.)

THE VIRGO

You’re the daughter parents dream of having when they pin ‘Motherhood’ imagery on their Pinterest boards during pregnancy. You work hard, maintain a keen eye on the details of your projects and organize your priorities like a true champion. Despite any success you earn, you manage to stay humble and modest along the way: you’re too practical and intelligent to get a massive ego (*cough Taurus & Aries cough*). You probably have a Type A personality with very strong critical thinking skills, which nurtures your bullshit radar: if you spot a shady beach, you gracefully snip them out of your network without another thought.

YOUR PERFECT HES PRODUCT

Your perfect HES product is Study Buddy™ Clarifying and Brightening Mask. You’re intelligent, studious and thrive in tidy environments. Think of our Study Buddy™ mask as a pore “deep clean,” promoting overall skin health and restoration. This clarifying and brightening mask uses powerful AHA’s glycolic acid and lactic acid to penetrate the deeper layers of skin wiping out dirt, grime, pollution and all that nasty ish that layers on your skin throughout the day. Sounds a little harsh to you? Yeah, it did to us, too! We added glycerin and vitamin E to our formula to ensure that our powerful acne preventing ingredients do not dehydrate the skin.

Libra

Libra (9/24 – 10/23)

Kim & Kanye, Ariana Grande & shirt dresses, Justin Bieber & showers, T-Swift & a boyfriend… All things that are better together. But you know that already since you’re an A+ team player my kind, sweet Libra. I admire your emphasis on comradery as I sit alone… binge watching Netflix in my Taurean bubble… ready to fight anyone over anything. I hope you’re having the best day of your life as you read this; if you’re not already, you sure as hell deserve it.  

THE LIBRA

You form relationships with ease and value those relationships over everything else; your friends, family and lovers are of utmost importance to you and you will fight to the death to protect those relationships, though you would prefer to avoid conflict if possible. With the Scales as your zodiac symbol, you strive for balance and harmony in all that you do, and you often search easily for solutions that involve compromise so that all involved in a discrepancy can maintain equality. You are on a constant search for the meaning of life, posing questions to yourself like: why am I here? What is my purpose? How can I grow in this situation? This self-searching, while an admirable trait, can sometimes cause you to feel unfulfilled in a moment of vulnerability. No need to fret, though, since you’ve built a Taylor Swift-worthy squad that can lift you up when you’re feeling gloomy.

YOUR PERFECT HES PRODUCT

Your perfect HES product is our Easy A™ Gentle Resurfacing Pads. Easy A™ pads gently exfoliate with hydrating ingredients like urea and sodium hyaluronate while gently exfoliating the skin to reveal a clear, radiant complexion. To maintain the peace on sensitive skin, our pads contain allantoin, which reduces redness and irritation and prevents unnecessary and undesired irritation. Hydration + exfoliation = a match made in the celestial heavens.

Scorpio

Scorpio (10/24 – 11/22)

Who would have thought Muhammad Ali was a Capricorn when he said: “Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee”? That sure as hell sums you up, you Scorpion seductress. I’m not a betting woman, but if you were in the Octagon with any other sign in the zodiac, I would bet on you. Like a whole $50. I know literally nothing about fighting other than the fact that Ronda Rousey could (and maybe would?) punch my torso from my body in one swift, graceful movement, so I may be wrong, but I’d bet on you any day.

THE SCORPIO

You’re a passionate, courageous champion who speaks softly but carries a big stick like President man, Theo. You’re a “what you see is what you get” character with an unmatched authenticity; you don’t have the time or energy to spend on facades, so you don’t bother. You’re inclined to see things in black and white, not 50 Shades of Grey, and if you want something, you go after it like a boss babe. This black and white approach to life bodes well for you, but it makes you more inclined to reserve your emotions to the privacy of your own company. You prefer to avoid showing your vulnerabilities to others, but you have ample empathy for others and you always say the right thing. That authenticity of yours has helped you to establish some fabulous friends who can sense when you’re “off” and are honored to come to your side in support.

YOUR PERFECT HES PRODUCT

Your perfect HES companion is Night Owl™ Reviving Eye Complex. No need for the whole world to know that you stayed up for 24 hours to study for that diabolical exam, we’re sitting easy-breezy. Loaded with caffeine, this natural anti-inflammatory ingredient works to de-puff the undereye area and encourage circulation. Kojic dipalmitate visibly reduces dark circles and discoloration around the eyes while boron nitride works to scatter light for a soft focus, smoothing effect. Make those bags designer and ruin the class curve.

Sagittarius

Sagittarius (11/23 – 12/21)

I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T do you know what that mean mayne? Major #tbt but, like, that’s YOUR song – you a bad broad. I used to have a playlist called “Independent” (I’m known for my creativity) with Destiny’s Child, Ne-Yo, Kelly Clarkson, etc. in college. All hype listening to that playlist; you would know a little somethin’ about hype since you’re a Sag and they’re the most hype sign in the zodiac. I see it. I like it.

THE SAGITTARIUS

You might as well be a gypsy because you are all about adventure and action; you have a spirited personality and a natural confidence that oozes from your pores. Anyone who meets you, dear Sagittarius, falls in love with your charisma and wanderlust attitude. You’re a low-key leader, often ascending into a leadership position among your friends, in your project groups, or at your job. That being said, you prefer to work alone – you believe in your strengths and know your weaknesses, which makes your productivity top-notch. You don’t search for approval or validation from anyone, because well, why would you need to? You know what you did right, wrong, and mediocre, and you plan to approach the next opportunity with a creative solution to boost your success rate.

YOUR PERFECT HES PRODUCT

Your perfect HES product is Spring Break™ Oil-Free Broad-Spectrum Sunscreen SPF 30 because: LET’S GET ROWDY. You’re all about the adventure that travel & new experiences bring to your life, but you appreciate making smart decisions. Spring Break™ protects the skin from damaging UVA/UVB rays with SPF 30 protection. Infused with cucumber extract, chamomile extract and aloe vera, Spring Break™ calms and soothes the skin while providing an extra layer of protection.

Capricorn

Capricorn (12/22 – 1/20)

If you were a president, you’d be Babe-raham Lincoln. Can’t take credit for that pick-up line, but I do mean it (my other choice was “Let me be the first commander-in-chief of your heart, soooo you’re welcome for my selection). You’re a total babe & like, THE most successful sign in the zodiac, so I felt like it might work on you? It’s no coincidence that royals like Michelle Obama, Kate Middleton and, let’s face it, Ellen Degeneres are Capricorns. You all have one glaring similarity: hard work and persistence.

THE CAPRICORN

You are a winner through-and-through but not a “OMG I won” type winner, you’re more of a “damn right I won” type of winner. You value the rare traits of dedication, ambition, and pragmatism, pushing towards your goals with steady escalation. The Capricorn element is the Earth, which makes total sense since you’re a very down-to-earth kinda gal, preferring to keep your feet on the ground rather than your head in the clouds. Your grounded nature gives way to personality traits like: organized, analytical, intelligent, and practical, which you use for self-betterment on the daily. While these traits contribute to your success, they do tend to drive unhappiness and frustration at times when you are just a smidge too hard on yourself. But when you channel your tenacity into a self-care, there’s NO stopping you.

YOUR PERFECT HES PRODUCT

Your perfect HES product is Cram Session™ Vitamin Infused Hydrating Lotion, the most hard-working, overachieving formula in our entire product lineup. Cram Session™ contains fractionated melanin, a star ingredient that blocks the damaging effects of HEV blue light (that weird, potent light emitted from your cell, your tablet, your laptop, your TV and any other tech device you use on the daily). But, Cram Session™ doesn’t stop there – the formula also contains vitamins A, C and E for maximum antioxidant protection. Tell me you’re not 100% like Cram Session™? I’m waiting.

Aquarius

Aquarius (1/21 – 2/18)

Did you ever watch Vampire Diaries? What am I thinking, of course you watched VD. Remember how Stefan and Damon (and all the vamps, for that matter) could switch off their humanity if they were getting too emo and couldn’t hang? You could never do that, Aquarius. I mean, humanity is probably your middle name, no? You’re definitely the most lovable human being, probably because you care more for others than you care for yourself sometimes and frankly, we need more of that in this world. Get this woman a Medal of Honor!

THE AQUARIUS

Humanitarian. Philanthropic. Altruistic. Do those words pull on your heart strings? All the feels. Aquarians feel that life has a greater purpose than the mundane day-to-day trudge; you want and need to make the world a better place, and you daydream daily about all the ways you can achieve this goal. Your mind is sharp, idealistic and action-focused and you use these strengths for the betterment of all rather than for the betterment of yourself. You have almost a psychic talent to sense when others are in need, whether emotionally or physically and you would drop anything to help them through their struggle. Anything you touch turns to gold, so can you please touch everything? The world needs some help rn.  

YOUR PERFECT HES PRODUCT

Your perfect HES product is Rush™ Clear Complexion Wipes with 2% Salicylic Acid. Just like the Aquarians, Rush™ has a way of digging through the grime to reveal a shiny, vibrant underbelly. Rush™ is formulated with powerful AHA’s and BHA’s Lactic Acid and Salicylic Acid to exfoliate the skin, breaking down dead skin cells and unclogging the pores of impurities. Rosa canina fruit extract, derived from wild rose berry, slows the secretion of oil, tightening the pores and controlling shine.

Pisces

Pisces (2/19 – 3/20)

Thinking of submitting a new word to the Oxford English Dictionary: compassionista.

Compassionista (n.): stylishly and elegantly exemplifying care to others. Synonym: Pisces

What do you think, Pisces? Look out for a new “Word of the Year” for 2020. Ready to drop some knowledge on the world in just 7 months and 7 days. Thinking maybe if we have our girl Ari drop it in a lyric or maybe Gigi post about it on the IG and we’re ready for business. Lmk.

THE PISCES

Are you a psychic, Pisces? However you cut the cake, you’re very empathetic and sensitive to people’s energy and your intuition is unmatched in the zodiac. You have a tremendous connection to spirituality in your worldly body, and you tend to spend a lot of time in your head getting wrapped up in your own thoughts, daydreams and visions of your future self. Every now-and-again you may find yourself prioritizing your daydreams over the task at hand, but that doesn’t mean you’re unproductive, which is a common misunderstanding directed at Pisces; you just don’t work the same way other people do. You’re a sensitive dove, which is a testament to your beautiful and compassionate heart.

YOUR PERFECT HES PRODUCT

Your perfect HES product is Cheat Sheet™ Makeup Remover Cleansing Wipes. Made for sensitive skin, Cheat Sheet™ wipes are soaked in glycerin for a massively hydrating experience. Some makeup remover wipes sting and prickle the skin, leaving a red, blotchy mess behind, but Cheat Sheet™ 

CRAM SESSIONTM

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